If a tree falls on a Pontiac, in the hood, It both makes a sound and attracts a crowd.

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07/26/2016 at 18:44 • Filed to: None

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Was out of town at a family reunion, and my dear, funny, old grandmother’s expertly timed funeral (She was 85, middle of 9 brothers and sisters, had a great life and about 75 nieces, nephews, and assorted blood relatives overstuffed in a small chapel. The Royal Canadian Navy also came to pay their respects to the Lady who gave them four sailors.)

Travelling in two cars at the same time, I got the old “where are you, my car won’t start” phone call. Thanks from Mrs. Doorhandle to the kids at the gas station for the pushstart. Got a new, wrong sized battery crammed in the Fit and off we went. In between family affairs, and a superb mexican brunch made by our mexican cousin*, a tree fell on my Vibe.

*(French-Canadian with a grew up in California tan)

Apparently I’m out of typing time. So more later: A TREE FELL ON MY PONTIAC AND THEY DONT EVEN MAKE THEM ANYMORE!

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also look at this baby, driving his first Pontiac.


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
07/26/2016 at 18:53

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How bad is it?


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
07/26/2016 at 18:55

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I didn't think Canada had hoods. I figured those nice people on HGTV would've fixed up all the houses by now.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
07/26/2016 at 18:59

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Depends. Are you in Pontiac, Michigan?


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
07/26/2016 at 19:33

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Well, I’ll see your Pontiac (which you can’t really see in those pictures) and raise you a Dodge Challenger with the Scat Pack.

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Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Chasaboo
07/26/2016 at 19:55

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kowalski white too, that’s an actual shame.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Leadbull
07/26/2016 at 20:02

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Actually, this is the super-heart-of darkness-crackstravaganza hood. My buddy’s house. We’re from the hood, not afraid of the hood, but he’s not enjoying the super-hood.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > For Sweden
07/26/2016 at 20:04

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No, this was in Winnipeg, Pritchard ave. between Aikins and Salter for any bad neighborhood aficionados


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
07/26/2016 at 20:07

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right around write off territory, depends on the math. really only cosmetic, but new roofskin is not cheap and pontiac is.


Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
07/26/2016 at 20:08

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Thought you’d appreciate the chorus, given the circumstances.


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
07/26/2016 at 23:04

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And this is another reason why I avoid that city. Unfortunately it doesn’t always work out...


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
07/27/2016 at 00:25

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As a longtime displaced Winnipegger from the north end, and as much as I love and miss the place, This Song Hits The Nail Right On The Head.